The Commonwealth of Europe a Nation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Oswald Mosley with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.129 billion Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion Europounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 278,530 Europounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, the European war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Europe a Nation's national animal is the undecided, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Europe a Nation is ranked 14,825^th in the world and 110^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 54.44 flags saluted per person per day.